XB

So, as far as the XB paralympics are concerned, we have

“Adventure Golf” (Carribean themed)

Pistol Shooting

Keepy-uppy

Anything else that anyone wants to do?

Also, Smalltree and I will be purchasing food to cook onthe Friday night.  This wil be a large dinner and is non negotiable, and attendance is mandatory.  One of us is a vegetable is that correct?

Cat face

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xO1KZa3YBg

He’s got the face of a cat and the body of a cat.

So, good weekend?

Mine pretty much sucked…

The egg incident

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XhMaerHKMrA

My friend John after a days worth of bar building and drinking.  Gets quite amusing 2 minutes in….

Olympic Closing

So, did anyone watch it?  What sayest you all?

Wrong! Wrong! Just plain fucking wrong!

This is wrong wrong wrong…

http://www.smh.com.au/news/people/rusty-relaxes-as-film-takes-leaf-of-absence/2008/08/16/1218307309396.html

Russell Crowe to play Bill Hicks in a movie of his life.

 

Where can I go to stop it?

10B

We are go!

 

So I’ve got clearance, Smalltree has clearance, I’m assuming that yakkern and Whiskey are sorted too.  Dan has OK’d the use of the place so we are go!  I’ve even spoken with the wronger about it and he is in.  And let it be noted here that he is the only Girl allowed.

 

I guess this year will be guitars galore, so be warned that I cannot play one, but will attempt to warble over the top when smashed.

 

Do we need to organise anything more than:

Leave Home Sept 26th as early as possible

Arrive back on Sunday 28th around 5 (if you’re in my monster truck)

 

Do we need to head to Thatchers first?  I seem to recall that we overstocked on that somewhat last time round.  We were also hideously understocked in other areas. 

Really, really, really fast guitar.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BynUZOJc8QI

It doesn’t actually start until 3 mins in.  He plays progressivly faster and faster.  If you can’t be arsed to watch it  all skip to near the end where he breaks the record as he plays flight of the bumble bee at 320bpm!!!

I guess that means he’s plucking the string over 5 times every second?

It doesn’t sound pretty but it is impressive.  I suspect he may actually be a cyborg.

US man cuffed for executing lawnmower

Yes, I’m posting stuff from the register again….

Sub heading:

Shotgun maintenance voids warranty, expert warns

Read the story here:

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2008/07/28/lawnmower_execution/

And heres a picture of the man in question: